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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1952: Sour Milk Grapes

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2015

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Luke barely survives a weekend without his iPhone, and Andrew finds himself in an awkward Facebook situation (because he's an awful human.) Plus, Luke nervously opens an email from a shirty listener, then he and Andrew dissect yesterday's Seahawk's loss in TBTL's No Point Conversion.

Huge thanks to Laurie Zelnick and Catherine Sigmon for supporting today's episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

No, babe, stop it. I love our life. I love you.

0:03.0

Just promise me that if this rap thing doesn't work out in the next month,

0:08.0

that you'll get a job.

0:10.0

Girl, there's one thing that I can guarantee.

0:13.0

I'll be making so much cream.

0:15.0

You'll be thinking Carmen when you think of me.

0:18.0

There's no ban. It's just me.

0:22.0

That means all this sounds.

0:24.0

I can do it, dude.

0:27.0

I'm coming from my body.

0:30.0

Don't quit your dead jobs.

0:34.0

T-B-T-L

0:40.0

Were you just using a synthesizer?

0:42.0

Nope.

0:43.0

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?

0:47.0

Yup.

0:48.0

I'm the president of rap music and I need to work with you right away.

0:52.0

I'm sick of listening to this.

0:55.0

You guys can do whatever you want, but I'll tell you this.

0:59.0

I don't like it one bit.

1:01.0

Would you please explain to me why the entire nation has decided to put on shorts?

1:07.0

I'm just so sick of the shorts.

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