Episode #1951: An 8-Ball of Carbs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2015

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke tries to save his waterlogged iPhone on the air. Meanwhile, Andrew is looking for a dark place to hide from the L.A. sunshine. Also, the TBTL follow-up file is brimming with stories, and we explore some Music For Your Weekend!

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0:00.0	So what about you? What did you do for a job? I was a temp. Oh, I'm sorry. How old are you?
0:07.8	I'm 41. Oh, okay. You know it's not something I'm super proud of. You mean not something
0:16.8	which you are super proud. Were you an English teacher? No, I was an office manager at a hot
0:23.2	swaddling company. So like a spicy job? No, I didn't work with the spices I was filing.
0:30.8	T-B-T-L. What's the symbology there? Symbology? I'm sure the word you were looking for was
0:43.8	symbolism. What is this? I don't know. There's some there. Me feel English? That's unpassible.
0:50.5	It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home in a pool filled with human excrement. Each deal he
0:56.3	makes is final. Who dares refuse him? He's a little bit long-winded. He doesn't translate very well
1:02.5	into our generation and his jokes are terrible. All right, listen up, pizza lovers. Tomorrow morning,
1:08.6	pre-work, ultimate in the park. Everybody's invited. What do you say? Let's do it to it, madudes.
1:20.9	We like to think of this as the ultimate in imaginary radio ladies and gentlemen. That's right.
1:26.3	It's a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:34.8	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Coming to you from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.
1:41.0	Realizing even as the intro music plays that I really should have visited the rest room before
1:50.8	we taped this broadcast. It's just number one. I don't want anybody to get nervous out there. It's
1:56.6	just number one, but what's not helping is that I'm downing my probably 25th ounce of coffee,
2:04.9	even as this all happens. So I've got sort of a lot going on downstairs. Everybody,
2:12.5	just your good thoughts and prayers really welcome during the next 45 to 50 to one hour of your
2:20.0	life as we try to get through all of this. It is episode 1,951 in a collector series. It's a
2:27.5	little bit of a Pope Paris show today. It's full of potent potables, and we think you're going to
2:34.4	enjoy it. We're going to talk about a bunch of different topics. We got to follow up file
2:38.7	on what happened with that. The comedian from the TV show The League, who lied about his
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