Episode #1950: Unexpected Calisthenics
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2015
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Baron Vaughn joins the show today for a fascinating conversation about sex robots and singularity theory. Plus, Luke goes out of his way to embarrass himself in front of a new neighbor, and Andrew learns the true definition of a furry.
(Today's show, in case you can't tell, does include adult themes and language, so be warned before listening with youngsters.)
Huge thanks to Eric Englund and Michel Wendt for supporting today's episode!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I apologize if you do not know. I apologize to you as a human being. If you do not know the early 90s Disney cartoon theme songs |
| 0:09.1 | Because it means that you have missed out on the |
| 0:13.8 | Definition of someone going for it because whoever |
| 0:18.3 | Saying those songs pulled no punches. There was a level of commitment that went straight into your soul |
| 0:25.7 | Sadly, I think it's the closest my generation has to like Sam cook or Marvin Gaye |
| 0:30.4 | At their prime all those lyrics such passion |
| 0:36.6 | Rangers |
| 0:38.6 | With this danger |
| 0:47.3 | Dangerous good true. We will always live together |
| 0:55.6 | Didn't there's a key change |
| 0:59.0 | That Aritha Franklin would go shit. I'll work up to it |
| 1:09.2 | Usually I don't think my brothers that much funny, but I gotta give him some credit for that one. That's a pretty good spoof |
| 1:14.1 | He's an incredibly |
| 1:15.7 | Perspicacious guy man. He's he's incredibly intelligent. He is very well put together |
| 1:20.9 | He is very very strong and takes care of his body in the amazing way |
| 1:24.4 | That must be weird for you, huh? Kimmel's now the new king of late-night and you're still doing a pod cart |
| 1:33.9 | Yes, here we are |
| 1:36.2 | perspicacious as ever and |
| 1:39.4 | Thoroughly excited to bring you a Thursday afternoon edition of this here TVTL the show that just might be |
| 1:46.9 | Too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host this episode |
| 1:52.1 | 1,950 in a collector's series |
| 1:57.5 | Let's see. What do we got going on? Well that guy you just heard at the top of the show the hilarious Baron Vaughn |
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