Episode #1949: Respect the Clock, Tame the Podcast
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2015
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss a comedian caught lying about his 9/11 experience, a flight attendant who uses the intercom too much, and the New York Times' propensity to over-explain sandwiches. They also read some amazing plot synopses from IMDB.
Special thanks to Hillary Fleener and Dorothy Crutcher for supporting today's show!
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| 0:00.0 | What are you doing there, buddy? |
| 0:02.0 | I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get the honey. |
| 0:05.0 | They keep flying up the tube, steaming all my face. I think I just swallowed one. |
| 0:09.0 | As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornet's nest. |
| 0:12.0 | I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy. |
| 0:15.0 | There's some very basic science out there supporting that. Trust me, pal. |
| 0:19.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:25.0 | Sound is all around us, everywhere. |
| 0:29.0 | It beat at our ear drums until much of the time, we're hardly conscious of it. |
| 0:33.0 | I hate not too. I hate not your show. |
| 0:37.0 | And I've got to make a note to myself to not try and do my ad workout or y'all are doing your show |
| 0:44.0 | because I laugh too hard so I can't do what I have. |
| 0:48.0 | Would you say that to Tom Petty? |
| 0:50.0 | But you wouldn't say that to Tom Petty, would you? |
| 0:52.0 | Let's go. Let's go. |
| 0:54.0 | I feel so full of... |
| 0:57.0 | What's the opposite of shame? Pride? |
| 0:59.0 | No, not that far from shame. |
| 1:01.0 | Less shame? |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, that's what it is. |
| 1:09.0 | Less shame right here at the top of a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
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