Episode 195 - Dick on Blowing Up

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

I nearly blow myself up, Busby's uses the f-slur, why Russia hates us, Sean walks in on me in the bathroom, Karl calls in about bestiality, differently-abled models, I use the wrong name at a party, Ryan Long calls in, a guy who makes his own liquor, Sean-feld, Warren Buffet, how many drugs are in their system, and King Richard makes a prank call; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Very addictive. One of the most harmful substances known to man is liquid liquefied
0:07.4	pornography. Right. We go.
0:10.0	Thank you. What's your name? Dick.
0:13.0	It's all right.
0:17.0	It's all right. It's all right.
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:21.0	Dick!
0:22.0	Ready! Yes! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, welcome to D, you want Dickey, nigg, love, you, get it, and it's like,
0:30.6	yeah, where there's a contest. Come to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:34.6	I'm your house sick, mashes, an AK, the $20 million man!
0:37.2	Voted America's worst Mexican.
0:39.2	45 weeks running, joining me as always is world touring LA-based comedian.
0:45.8	I'm turning into Michael buffer.
0:47.3	Sean the audio engineer.
0:50.4	Hello Dick, what's up buddy?
0:51.6	You know, how you doing? Good. Wow. Big week. I started my own venue, Sean. Hot damn. Hot damn is right. Start my own venue. When do you get banned from your own venue?
1:03.0	Any day now.
1:03.7	Any day now.
1:04.6	Any fucking day now.
1:06.0	I got a reply from Busby's.
1:08.0	I hope you got him.
1:09.2	I got a lot of Busby's.
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