Episode 196 - Dick on Cam Wars

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

My home security system is destroyed, pre-tipping and the dummies who do it, "okay dude" and transphobia, I get duped by a fake chef, the gradual squeezing out of your spending money, Vito talks about comics, Sean talks about sports, I talk about the Federal Reserve, child pornography stickers, a hot girl laughs at Maddox, SSRIs and your erection, Kiwi Chris supports Busby's East and has medical advice, the Hard Men Working Hard release an album, and Late and G*y tickets for Road Rage: Los Angeles; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody we live in a society
0:03.5	I don't know if everyone else knows that why not let them know
0:07.2	with the society appreciation t-shirt
0:10.3	and hoodie available now for a very limited time at shop dot dick dot show also check out the hard men working hard
0:20.0	greatest of the year of the Year, the Year, 2019 album,
0:25.0	Out now at Hard Men Working Hard,
0:27.0	Bandcamp.com.
0:28.0	Wow, that was a mouthful.
0:30.0	That was a mouthful. That's gonna be the wacky,
0:31.0	waiving,
0:32.0	tube men of our generation
0:33.6	Sean. One take one take bitch. Oh my God mountain dew makes an energy drink
0:40.0	oh yeah like mountain dew isn't like triple the caffeine anyway.
0:43.2	That's hilarious.
0:44.7	It's the only one I like.
0:46.2	Dude, that's the only one I like. That is fucking, that is white trash turbo man right there.
0:50.4	How do you make? Mountain. there. Amp, man.
0:53.0	Am- How do you make-
0:54.0	You do you want to do-tress?
0:55.0	Do you know what's truly pathetic?
0:57.0	Is I had to beg 7-Eleven, my local 7-Eleven to keep stocking it.
1:01.0	Really just for you? They're like no one buys this but you and I'm like I know.
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