Episode 194 - Dick on Mad Hoes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

The Road Rage: Los Angeles 2 venue cancels on account of "hate", finger whistlers, cam wh*res throw learn to read because of computer competition, a new challengers tries to reboot TBPITU, oddguy calls in about a suicide, how not to get burned by she's got a boyfriend, Joaquin Phoenix and his terrible Oscar speech, reclining plane seats, women on small penises, dead pets in VR, the ACLU vs. women, and Quantitative Easing; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I'm still pissed about the Astros.
0:02.6	All right, all right, that's enough sports.
0:04.8	It ain't going away either.
0:08.1	That's some one baseball writer put it perfect.
0:10.4	He said 20 20 is gonna be an-game purp walk for the Astros.
0:15.0	It is and all these other players who have changed teams don't think that the
0:18.8	Yankees and the Dodgers will not throw at them. They will absolutely get thrown out.
0:24.7	They should be thrown out for the rest of their
0:26.4	fucking lie until one of their eyeballs pops out.
0:29.2	Those cheating motherfuckers,
0:31.3	Nick was gonna call in to have an argument about it. He said, well, you got to get better.
0:35.0	Okay, let's just pump a bunch of Royds into everybody then.
0:38.0	Oh, this is much, much more severe than Royds.
0:41.0	Yeah, there's no, you can, a pitcher can make a guy on Royds
0:44.4	this. No, it's, oh that was a curveball, let me do it again, do over, a crunch!
0:49.7	Look, if you bang on a trash can, you know it's off speed.
0:52.8	If it's got, if it's a fuck, if you see a red dot,
0:55.2	it's a slider.
0:56.0	If not, it's a curveball or a change.
0:58.6	Like these guys know what the...
1:00.0	Get good.
1:01.0	Give me a break. What do you mean, get good? We bring the mafia in?
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