Episode #1948: Cloondog Millionaire

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke goes to war against the yellow jackets that are infesting his house. But his homemade bee-keeping outfit did not offer the protection he'd hoped. Plus, Andrew is having trouble telling real life apart from video games. And they discuss the evolutionary imperative for groaning at puns.

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0:00.0	Okay, I hate to see you in pain like this.
0:07.0	Thank you, Jeff.
0:08.0	Please, call me by my middle name.
0:11.0	Bridges.
0:12.0	Also, Jeff.
0:13.0	Jeff it is.
0:14.0	T-B-T-L.
0:17.0	That sound means it's time to drop.
0:23.0	And yes, folks, I said duh, not the.
0:26.0	Basically what I'm trying to say is it's a positive bomb.
0:28.0	When are you two going to learn how to shut up?
0:31.0	You're like Lucy and Ethel without the charm.
0:34.0	God damn it, honeydew!
0:35.0	Jesus, what is Canelo think every time he gets invited to a party?
0:38.0	He can bring along his dumb friend, Honeydew.
0:40.0	You don't get a plus one, Canelo.
0:42.0	Um, maybe try one cooler and faster and louder and better and less insecure and more just cool.
0:59.0	Alright, let's see, cooler, faster, better we can do that.
1:05.0	Less insecure, I'm not that sure about to be honest with you.
1:08.0	In fact, I don't even know how I feel about the first 15 seconds of this program.
1:12.0	Anyway, we're going to push through and bring you this here Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
1:19.0	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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