Episode 193 - Dick on Somewhat Activewear

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2020

⏱️ 118 minutes

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How to buy drugs responsibly, somewhat activewear and the problems with leisure pants, Negative XP Calls in and talks about Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, the size of the average American woman--AKA, banging a Blastoise, obsessing over a Pixar character, Ryan tries to reboot The Biggest Problem in the Universe, politeness comedians, the clicking sound on your turn signal, how to be bald, and Road Rage: Los Angeles 2 tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Fancent you acid?
0:02.0	A fan- Remember that I brought in that little piece of paper
0:05.0	that said get fucked and it had a little bandaid on it?
0:08.0	Oh, that was acid.
0:09.0	As it turns out.
0:10.0	I got into that last night.
0:12.0	You did. Yeah. Now there are people who say there are going to be people who say how reckless
0:17.9	How reckless could you be doing drugs that someone just sent you in the post,
0:22.8	I, as a responsible drug user, get all of my drugs
0:27.8	from a licensed friend of a friend of a friend
0:30.4	who knows someone who into prison
0:31.9	that I have to go to drive to North
0:33.6	Hollywood and sit in the and sit in their living room for 10 minutes before I
0:37.5	awkwardly ask how this works. That's why that's who I get my drugs from.
0:43.5	But look, if you're not willing to do, if you're not willing to do strange drugs that someone has sent you in the mail,
0:49.8	maybe you're not ready for the future.
0:51.8	Well, that's also, you know, just completely counter to what somebody who does drugs should behave like.
0:58.3	Exactly.
0:59.3	It's like, I mean, you're doing drugs.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	I'm already fucking doing them.
1:03.0	What do you, yeah, what, we're gonna, you know, exercise extreme caution now?
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