Episode 192 - Dick on Pirate Radio

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2020

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Raining cats and dogs in China, JF Gariepy gives a virology lesson, Kimball gets banned from college radio, unstoppable eye wiggling, Hitler: A Cinderella Story, dodging a bullet, women and their 120-hour work weeks, being called "Sir", escaping a black hole, prostitution and hamburgers, and the most effective form of birth control; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Big game sale
0:02.8	big jerk-off fest sale
0:06.0	Big horrible halftime shows always and forever
0:09.7	Oh who is the halftime show? No idea, don't care.
0:13.0	They make me, it makes me hate the halftime act. Like I don't think I could enjoy it less than I do.
0:18.8	I know. No matter who it is, I'm like, I really, I hated this person before this started and I hate them I hate this performance more than I thought I would I've never seen one where I went yeah I like that person better
0:30.6	Yeah, never even Prince yeah,, so why'd you do this? I would have given you the money. Why don't you just ask me? You didn't need it this bad.
0:40.0	Who is it this year?
0:44.0	They need to multicast it.
0:46.0	Just have like a guys shitting on the Super Bowl
0:50.0	half the whole time in closed caption or something.
0:54.2	Well there's, yeah, what other people do do other halftime shows?
0:59.6	I remember when we were like,
1:01.8	Clay Prince, you love that one? one yeah I guess it was okay well that's that's kind of
1:05.6	considered maybe the best one was that the first time of the rebirth of the
1:09.8	Super Bowl halftime show because it had a relaunch.
1:14.8	Like it, there was a clear moment where they said,
1:16.8	okay, from now on we're doing big rock star,
1:19.8	like this is our new thing.
1:21.2	Yeah, well, the thing is now I think I'm not sure if it's
1:26.6	happened or if anybody's done it but they want they want the stars to pay.
1:31.2	Because of the exposure. Oh great! That was talked about, yeah. I'm not, I
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