Episode 191 - Dick on Exposure
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2020
⏱️ 142 minutes
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A virgin wins the lost 6th episode, putting lids on, Corona virus jokes, surviving your mid-20s life crisis, the Encyclopedia Dramatica admin gets arrested, how to rifle the barrel of a gun in your garage, Kiwi Chris' Poetry Korner, the imperial vs. metric vs. biblical systems, touch screens, Tom Leykis blocks me, trying to get out of work, and The Dick Show makes one million dollars; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | That's what they're saying. |
| 0:02.0 | I haven't heard anything about a bat. |
| 0:04.0 | Well, that's what they're saying. |
| 0:07.0 | It has shares a viral ancestor with. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh. But I think the obvious, I think it was obviously made in a lab to wipe out the to wipe out Taiwan. |
| 0:20.4 | Is that not is that not what ch- listen everything China does is what I would do in their place. |
| 0:28.0 | Every single time they do anything I think I would have done that. |
| 0:31.0 | Yep, yep, that's exactly what I would have done that. Yep, that's exactly what I would have done it. |
| 0:34.1 | Hmm. |
| 0:35.1 | So if I if I happen to spill the most contagious, most disastrous pandemic in the |
| 0:41.8 | history of mankind on my own people it's not |
| 0:45.1 | because they were eating bats it's because I was whipping up a batch of death to |
| 0:49.2 | release on Taiwan what's your take on AIDS? So I could, I mean, what's my take on AIDS? |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah. Um, have you ever fucked a monkey? I have not. |
| 1:03.0 | Time to start thinking about it. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh. |
| 1:06.0 | That's because it's where... No, I don't... |
| 1:07.0 | Didn't somebody eat like a monkey brain or something like that? |
| 1:09.0 | That comes from bush meat. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.0 | So I'm not some kind of a virologist or an orthopedist or whoever studies these... |
| 1:19.2 | Even an internist. Even an internist, but it seems like making the leap from bats to snakes to humans and it's not |
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