Episode #1904: 80% Doug, 20% Randy

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke discovers a conspiracy-theory radio station that you can listen to over the phone. Andrew discovers a TV news story about his favorite restaurant. And there is much discussion of bawdy t-shirts from the 1990s.

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0:00.0	Do I carry a key?
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:06.0	It's good, you know.
0:07.0	It's something to do at night.
0:08.0	There's nothing to do at night.
0:09.0	What can you do at night?
0:10.0	Bowling movies.
0:11.0	It's like a third thing to do after bowling in the movies.
0:14.0	I don't know if you ball or not.
0:15.0	I don't go that often.
0:16.0	But it's fun.
0:17.0	It's fun.
0:18.0	You can't find a ball.
0:19.0	That's the problem.
0:20.0	I don't know. Maybe you won't bowling while I don't want a bowling ball.
0:22.0	My whole life, every time I'm in a bowling alley,
0:24.0	sticking my fingers in all these holes,
0:26.0	picking up the balls.
0:28.0	You gotta get your own ball.
0:30.0	T-B-T-L!
0:36.0	I would like to be president someday,
0:37.0	so no, I've not smoked marijuana.
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