Episode #1905: Slow, Steady Crawl To A Pastrami Grave
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2015
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Luke eats solid food for the first time in days, and he's not impressed. Andrew continues his War on Children. And we explore some of some of Alex Trebek's sick rhymes.
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| 0:00.0 | Quick plugola and Mike LaFontaine, owner and founder of High Class Management. |
| 0:05.1 | Whoops, comics, constant companion. Let's start right out. Hey, what happened? |
| 0:12.8 | As you know, back in 19, so I start on a series called, what happened? |
| 0:18.4 | And every time somebody can go wrong, I would look at the camera and say, hey, what happened? |
| 0:24.1 | We had a lot of fun with that and a lot of other catchphrases. I got a wheel and wagon. |
| 0:29.4 | And I can't do my work. And I believe I was the first one to use the phrase, |
| 0:36.0 | I don't think so. But it only lasted a year. And that's good because that's how you establish |
| 0:42.2 | your cult. So I was on stage doing all my shtick, you know, hey, what happened? I can't do my work. |
| 0:48.7 | And if someone would heckle me, they'd say, are you going to be on stage all night? I would say, |
| 0:52.8 | that's right. Let it crack up the audience. T-B-T-L. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm honestly not judging you. Really? So this super judgy feeling I'm feeling is just me feeling |
| 1:06.4 | like you're super judgy and that's me? You go, ooh, and ah, when I jump in my car, people treat me like |
| 1:12.8 | this hall of fame LA Laker Center. Excuse me. You're gonna have one of the largest auras I've ever seen. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm taking up this whole room. I just, I had to say something. |
| 1:29.3 | Let me just apologize. I sound distracted right here at the top of the show. |
| 1:34.3 | I'm genuinely trying to figure out what the answer to that Jeopardy question was posed by Alex Trebek. |
| 1:42.6 | You think I'm joking, but I'm not. That's gonna bother me for the rest of the show. All right, |
| 1:46.5 | let's, let's get into this. Hey everybody, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:53.2 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. |
| 1:59.2 | This is episode 1905 in a collector's series. We've got some top stories that we would, |
| 2:07.8 | we would like to talk about, including the question of who let the dogs in. Was it Johnny Depp? |
| 2:14.2 | Was it his wife Amber Heard? The Australian authorities, remember we talked about this story, |
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