Episode #1903: Late Stage Zumanity

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke takes a break from sanding his boat and drinking juice to join TBTL from his parents' driveway. Andrew takes a break from complaining about the heat and joins the show from a shady park in Los Angeles. They discuss the revelation that the entire PNW may collapse upon itself. Also, Luke's mom updates us on her Christian cruise capers.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to play Jerry's choice.
0:02.0	Ooh, that's right.
0:05.0	And I'm going to sing along.
0:07.0	And I'm going to maintain eye contact the whole time.
0:10.0	I guess what?
0:11.0	I don't know the words.
0:12.0	Harry Truman was the guy, America, Red China,
0:16.0	all the countries, all the people, everyone is fun.
0:19.0	Joe Montana, Ima Kelly, and I have to buy new toaster.
0:22.0	This is awesome.
0:23.0	You're so stupid, jumping up and down.
0:25.0	Woo!
0:26.0	Oh, I got an on repeat.
0:28.0	I'm gonna want to hear it again or you want to talk.
0:30.0	No?
0:31.0	Okay, next verse.
0:32.0	Ready, crew, go find some pants.
0:34.0	Oprah has a turtle farm.
0:35.0	Peter, Piper, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe,
0:37.0	Daddy, Ada, Squirrel.
0:38.0	Stop it!
0:39.0	TVTL!
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