Episode #1902: The Second Duke of Para La Bukay
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2015
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Luke says the New York Times is lying to him on their "frequently asked questions" page. He also says we all need to calm down about Atticus Finch and Happy Meal toys. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to talk a listener off the edge and accidentally kills a beloved cartoonist.
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| 0:00.0 | So, Charles, you're now number two in the world, your favourite to win Wimbleton, which |
| 0:07.5 | would make you number one. How do you do it? |
| 0:10.1 | Yeah, well, when I'm playing, I serve the ball, and the man opposite me on the other side |
| 0:17.1 | of the court, he plays it back to me. Now then, I try to hit to a place in the court |
| 0:23.0 | that he's not standing anymore, and if he manages to reach that and play it back, if |
| 0:27.6 | it lands short, I run forward, and then I try and get it to another place in the court |
| 0:32.2 | that he's not standing anymore, and sometimes it goes outside of these lines on the side |
| 0:37.1 | of the court, and if that happens, the ump, he shouts out, and that's very bad if that |
| 0:42.9 | happens to me, but if it happens to the other player, I really like that. |
| 0:46.6 | I understand how the game of tennis is played, I guess I meant, what's your overall strategy? |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, yeah, and David Ablea. |
| 0:55.8 | Okay. |
| 0:56.8 | TVTL |
| 1:02.8 | GQ Teens, as the summer look, is Tom Shoes, Ray Bans, board shorts, and a muscle T. |
| 1:07.8 | Was that Joseph Gordon Levitt doppelganger that I saw at the Starbucks on 9th Avenue, not |
| 1:11.8 | styling? |
| 1:12.8 | I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. I am a male model, not a male prostitute. |
| 1:17.8 | You know, I like to tell people, you know, get on board and buckle up, because my ride's |
| 1:21.8 | going to be a big one, and if you get motion sickness, put your head between your knees. |
| 1:29.8 | All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen, with a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, the |
| 1:37.8 | show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:42.8 | I'm your host, it's episode 1000, 902 in a collector series coming to you today from the |
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