Episode #1901: Montana Microcast
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2015
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins the show from the side of the road, somewhere in Montana, with a dying computer battery and a dirty pair of shorts. He updates Andrew on his adventures, and then they discuss what they will do when his battery dies. Which, of course, it does.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello? |
| 0:01.0 | Hi! |
| 0:02.0 | So listen, either you gave me the crabs, or I gave you the crabs, but anyway, I have the |
| 0:07.7 | crabs, uh, so... |
| 0:11.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:12.0 | You didn't feel itchy? |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, but I thought it... |
| 0:16.0 | I thought it was laundry detergent. |
| 0:19.0 | No. |
| 0:20.0 | Crabbs. |
| 0:21.0 | Uh, so... |
| 0:23.0 | F*** you, or... |
| 0:25.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:26.0 | I don't know which one. |
| 0:28.0 | He says things I can't say. |
| 0:34.0 | It involves a mannequin hand and an electric shaver. |
| 0:38.0 | It taped you a golf club. |
| 0:40.0 | That's not a club, or say. |
| 0:41.0 | It's like a floating party and meet you in different locations every week. |
| 0:44.0 | He's gonna tell his friends don't go there. |
| 0:46.0 | They got a dangerous old lady there. |
| 0:48.0 | Mother, father, Chinese dentist. |
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