Episode #1885: Jukebox Judas
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2015
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Andrew make a big mistake in one of Hollywood's most revered watering holes. Luke considers joining the Chicago Blackhawks for an evening. Plus, in depth analysis on Kim Kardashian, Brian Williams, and how to be just-lonely-enough in a hotel room by yourself.
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| 0:00.0 | Enough, enough. Enough, I say. Cut the music, okay? My mouth has more to say. |
| 0:05.4 | China, okay? The economy is huge, okay? The money's worth nothing. |
| 0:10.0 | The greatest menace to American livelihood and I love them, okay? |
| 0:15.0 | They're wonderful people and they're eating our lunch. We've got to stop them, okay? |
| 0:19.7 | Well, lunch are we going to eat, okay? I don't want to eat their lunch. |
| 0:23.2 | I've seen their lunch. Does it come with egg roll? Who knows? I don't know. |
| 0:26.7 | And this administration is doing nothing to find out, okay? Show me the birth certificate. |
| 0:31.7 | It's ridiculous. I don't know what you just said, but I agree with you to the gates of hell. |
| 0:42.7 | The real unemployment is who knows? Pick a hat. Pick a hat. Pick a hat out of a hat. |
| 0:48.9 | Find a hat. There's another hat inside of it. That's how badly our hat business is doing in the |
| 0:53.6 | United States is that there are drips of hats in the streets with other hats in it. |
| 0:58.4 | Should I resign? I mean, do you think is it braver to just resign and say no, no war? |
| 1:06.9 | Yes. Or is it braver to say I don't agree and just grip my teeth and get on there? |
| 1:15.9 | Is the really brave thing actually doing what you don't believe? |
| 1:20.8 | No. No, no. Maybe. Because what's actually brave about doing the right thing? |
| 1:28.4 | No, I don't want to be accused of micro-managing, but I cannot understand why. |
| 1:34.1 | Eye heart huckabies is on a list of DVDs considered suitable for armed forces entertainment. |
| 1:40.6 | That self-indulgent crap does not suitable for combat troops. |
| 1:45.4 | I can't compete with you physically and you're no match for my brains. |
| 1:50.1 | Today I'm going to be discussing an activity that some of you might find embarrassing. |
| 1:55.1 | However, I assure you there's nothing to be ashamed of. |
| 1:58.7 | Okay enough chit chat. Let's get the family in here. |
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