Episode #1884: Dog-o-logical Clock

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew address the "skip-gate" scandal that has been rocking the TBTL community. Plus, Luke wants to Rachel-Dolezal himself into Steph Curry's family. And we learn that Andrew's dog-o-logical clock is ticking loudly and proudly.

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0:00.0	I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
0:03.8	Girl named Megan.
0:05.9	Girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school.
0:09.3	I'm referring to myself when I say Megan.
0:12.4	It's me, Megan.
0:14.6	I know you look at me now and think,
0:16.0	boy, she must have breathed through high school.
0:18.2	Not the case, Annie.
0:19.8	OK?
0:20.3	They used to try to blow me up.
0:21.8	That they're firecrackers at my head.
0:24.2	Firecrackers.
0:25.4	I mean, literally, I'm not saying that figuratively.
0:28.0	I got firecrackers thrown at my head.
0:29.8	They called me a freak.
0:31.9	You know what I did?
0:32.5	I pulled myself up.
0:33.8	I studied really hard.
0:35.2	I read every book in the library.
0:36.6	And now I work for the government.
0:38.4	I have the highest possible security clearance.
0:40.6	Don't repeat that.
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