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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1886: A Cockatiel Named Kangaroo

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew wake up bright and early to bring  you another Morning Zoo edition of TBTL. Today they tackle the important issues of emotional-support-kangaroos, Brian Williams' apology, and why you should never throw away underwear in a hotel room.

Transcript

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He was the man we laughed with.

0:05.0

And then the man we laughed at.

0:07.0

He was many things to many people.

0:09.0

I always said that if they did one of those

0:12.0

true Hollywood thingies about me,

0:16.0

that I would call it the little angel clown

0:24.0

that cries.

0:27.0

It's not a pretty story.

0:31.0

It's a story of heartbreak and hell.

0:36.0

Oh, you're really good at puzzles.

0:38.0

I did them all the time as a kid.

0:40.0

As my mom used to say,

0:41.0

when you're doing a puzzle,

0:42.0

it's like having a thousand friends.

0:44.0

God bless America.

0:46.0

I've addict.

0:47.0

I've addict with sucking.

0:49.0

Do you ever kind of look at each other

0:51.0

and go, aren't we a couple of dapper dance?

0:54.0

Hey, listen, they're willing to put me in the air.

0:56.0

Why should they put you in the air?

0:57.0

Oh, man.

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