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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1883: The Wig Party

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2015

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Two of the whitest podcasters around weigh-in on race identity vis-à-vis Rachel Dolezal. Plus, a man whom shall not be named has thrown his toupee into the presidential ring. And Luke and Andrew recap the Game of Thrones finale with the latest installment of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

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0:00.0

I just can't anymore. It's just, it's too much. Isn't it? I just can't anymore. I can't

0:16.0

with the everything. Not anymore. I mean, why? Why, right? I mean, you with a thing and

0:26.5

then you, you have your thing and you, yes, you, right? Us, all of us, us all, right? You, you, you, you, and even you.

0:38.5

And if I have to do, whatever it is that I have to do to do it, then so be it. So be it.

0:57.5

I hadn't planned to lay it all out like that, but sometimes the right words come perfect.

1:07.5

I'll put my heart and soul into this, but now it's either roll over for that sheriff like a dog or fight.

1:13.5

Like a different, better dog. Do you have any skill at all other than magically failing your way to the top?

1:20.5

You guys remember the 18, right? 18? I'm the 18, Mr. T. They were, they were supposed to be on the run, but, you know, they were in a really distinctive van.

1:35.5

Yeah, what was up, what was up with that? And this, this is your mister plan. No, no, no. Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.

1:47.5

And hello to all of you. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

2:00.5

I'm your host, Luke Burbank coming to you today from beautiful Portland, Oregon, staring out at the West Hills of Portland, Oregon from the hotel deluxe.

2:11.5

So excited to be talking to you here on episode 1,883 in a collector series. And there is a lot to talk about.

2:20.5

Rachel Dolazelle has broken her silence. We will give you an update on what she said to MSNBC and also how Larry will more over at Comedy Central is taking all of this.

2:32.5

Plus a rich idiot has declared he's running for president. And we'll try to talk about the story without giving the rich idiot the thing that he wants, which is attention.

2:45.5

So we'll try to figure out if there's a way to do that. And then because it's Tuesday, of course, we've got a song of ice and spoilers.

2:52.5

I'm not questioning my co-hosts, producerial chops, but he did send me an email after the season finale saying, are we even going to talk about this because basically nothing happened.

3:03.5

I disagreed with him because it seemed to me like a lot happened on the show. So we'll get into all of that too.

3:09.5

Coming up first, though, he is the hodor of podcasting. He's down there in the Koreatown neighborhood of Los Angeles, California. His name is Andrew Walsh. Hey, buddy.

3:19.5

Hey, Luke, just for a future reference, when we peel back that curtain, we break down that fourth wall, I only like to do it when it kind of shines a flattering light on me.

3:28.5

Well, you know what, that's not fair. I threw you under a raven on that one.

3:34.5

Right. You really threw me under the dragon.

3:36.5

I threw you under a dragon on that one. Sorry. Yeah. It's okay. No, it's really okay.

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