Episode 188 - Dick on Wh*re Island

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

The Japanese red light district, selling the Middle East boat, women and their super powers, Chris the Kiwi bangs an escort, women in World War 3, dealing with a concern troll, destroying cultural landmarks, politicians as military targets, bias for bias against women in STEM, the cyst burger, alumnx, moving to America, cold toilet seats, The Golden Globe Awards, and Mint Salad steals a car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I can't remember the fucking terminology there's a lot of reasons why your stuff sucks
0:06.4	You there's a common denominator
0:15.0	Bop-up baa-ba--a-bada-a-papa bah-a-pah-a-a-a-a-a
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick, you want Dick, you need to, you love Dick, you got it, it's a show!
0:27.0	Where is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of LA?
0:31.0	City of failure, I'm your host Dick Masterson.
0:33.0	A. K. A. A. A. 20 million dollar man voted America's worst Mexican.
0:36.5	38 weeks running. Joining me,
0:38.2	joining me finally, finally, for the first time this year is world touring LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer.
0:45.8	Is that fish jiz on your chin or are you just happy to see me?
0:48.8	I was wondering what you were gonna, what your take away from that episode was
0:54.1	that was the first thing I first and last thing I remember no actually was a good episode
0:57.6	oh thank you peach was good yes she was good yeah and now all those
1:01.9	creditors can shut up about peach
1:04.6	leaving the show for good you fucking insales was a fucking insell reditors was it just
1:11.1	a bunch of speculation that...
1:13.0	Oh yeah.
1:14.0	I knew there was never anything with with Peach.
1:16.0	No, she's just very busy.
1:18.0	Yeah, of course. Everyone's very fucking busy.
1:20.0	Yeah, that's the worst thing about...
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