Episode 187 - Dick on Turned Japanese

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Eating fish j*zz, how to have herpes, Peach's skeleton fetish, diversity in Japan, standing in line, the bullet train, cucking a cop, ; all that and more this week on This Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Well, this will shut them up.
0:02.0	All right, we should start the show before it gets too late.
0:06.0	How much time do we have left in this palace?
0:08.0	It's 136.
0:09.0	We have three hours?
0:10.0	Okay.
0:11.0	I don't even know how to do it without the fucking theme music either.
0:14.0	Do you want me to sing it?
0:16.0	Well, no, because it's the beat part first, Right? Yeah.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	Yeah, are any of you good at beat boxing by any chance?
0:28.0	Oh, I feel so bad for you.
0:33.0	I feel so bad for you.
0:35.0	Because you look so sad about the girls.
0:37.0	Does the echo?
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	I can tell them bothering me a lot.
0:42.0	I can feel it oh that's fine
0:45.2	All right yeah
0:48.7	Yeah
0:52.8	Welcome to Dang you want to do you, you got it.
0:53.6	I'm hearing the song in my head is the show
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