Episode 189 - Dick on Whang!

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2020

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

Justin Whang is in studio, the infamous "C*m Jar", Crippled Jesus Gets Laid, Trump gets away with it, finding Iran on a map, aid for Australia, Maddox demonstrates how not mad he is, mooncult ends Biden's presidential run, Kiwi Chris writes a song, parents getting in the way of video games, using your girlfriend as a secretary, porn rage, a ghost HR complaint, black knights, Vox Day, and Mint gets an apology; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Y Y Y!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah!
0:21.0	Welcome to Dick! You want Dick, you need Dick, you got it. It's the show where everything's a contest coming to you live from Mount
0:27.4	Bunker Deep in the Heart of the City of failure. My host Dick Maschen, aka the 20 million dollar man,
0:31.5	I voted America's worst Mexican.
0:33.8	49 week?
0:35.0	No, 39 weeks running.
0:37.2	Joining me is always as world touring LA-based comedian Sean,
0:40.1	the audio engineer.
0:41.1	Hello Dick, good morning.
0:42.3	How are you today?
0:43.0	Fucking bad.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	I can tell.
0:47.0	Can you really?
0:48.0	Is it obvious?
0:49.0	Well, Pacifico.
0:50.0	Is it the way that I'm gripping this Pacifico is though I'm stuck in the stormy seas and it's going to keep me from flying over the side?
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