Episode #1875: Luddites, Landlubbers, and Fools
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2015
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Angry customers are suing a restaurant and its waiter for spitting in their drink. Luke and Andrew discuss that. Plus, Luke takes his tape recorder out to the launch of the Race to Alaska competition in Port Townsend. And our friend, comedian Andy Haynes, drops by with some dating advice.
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| 0:00.0 | For he's a jolly good fellow and nobody can |
| 0:05.6 | Little bit but I can |
| 0:07.9 | Nobody I'll get this okay, but I can |
| 0:13.0 | I'm gonna look up those lyrics. You got it. All right. That was good |
| 0:21.2 | Why are you wearing a tux? It's after six. What am I a farmer? I don't want to answer that question |
| 0:26.9 | That's a clown question, bro |
| 0:29.2 | You're like a machine of success |
| 0:31.6 | You're like a like a rocket and you and you're rocketing to the stars. What's the symbology there? |
| 0:37.7 | That's a clown question, bro. How come Andrew gets to get up? |
| 0:40.8 | If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy clothes. Treat yourself fragrances. Treat yourself. Massage it. |
| 0:48.2 | Treat yourself. Mimosas. Treat yourself. It's the best day of the year. The best day of the year |
| 0:54.8 | That is terrific. I really enjoyed that |
| 0:57.5 | It's always the best day of the year when you find yourself listening |
| 1:01.3 | To TBTL the show that just might be |
| 1:04.3 | Too beautiful to live welcome to the internet. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It's episode 1,800 and seventy |
| 1:12.8 | Five in a collector series. Let the fun begin. I don't know why there was so much hesitation in my voice there at the end |
| 1:19.2 | I have it printed right in front of me |
| 1:21.2 | Episode 1,875. There you are |
| 1:24.5 | We have so much to talk about on today's program including a chillies waiter who |
| 1:30.4 | Spit in a customer's drink |
| 1:32.9 | But this customer |
| 1:34.8 | They were not the customers |
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