Episode #1876: Flapping Our Yaps

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Phyllis flap their yaps about a new invention that helps you drink water, canned crowd noise at graduation ceremonies, and what Flavor Flav's Linked-In profile might look like.

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0:00.0	I know this is hard to hear, but we need to make some serious decisions about your mother's health.
0:05.0	Let's be honest, she is getting on in years.
0:08.0	Oh, snap.
0:10.0	Okay, I see how it is.
0:12.0	I see how it is.
0:13.0	Well, your mama, so old, her last name is Asaurus.
0:18.0	No, Mr. Lewis, it wasn't an insult.
0:23.0	I was just saying that your mother's condition is deteriorating because she's getting older.
0:28.0	Oh, see, that's cold, though.
0:31.0	That's a cold word.
0:32.0	Okay.
0:33.0	Okay, I see how it is.
0:34.0	Hey, your mama, so old, in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing.
0:41.0	Mr. Lewis, this isn't an insult contest.
0:44.0	Not only is your mother elderly, but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.
0:50.0	Oh, see.
0:52.0	Okay, it just got real.
0:54.0	T-B-T-L.
0:59.0	It's so cool.
1:00.0	We're going to have a bluegrass band playing 80s pop songs.
1:04.0	We're going to pass out sparklers to all the guests.
1:07.0	It's not fun.
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