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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1874: Improvement Opportunities

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Andrew and the Stu-Bot take over TBTL today to discuss one of the most spectacular displays of anger on a baseball diamond that we've seen in a long time. Plus, Tom Petty rejoins his old, old band from the 1970s. And Stu-Bot will answers all of your ridiculous questions about his personal life and fighting ability.

Transcript

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0:00.0

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions

0:05.0

What?

0:06.2

Patience my son to summon your power for the conflict to come you must first have power over that which conflicts you

0:13.2

Okay, am I the only one who finds these things just a little bit formulaic?

0:16.9

Do you want to push something down? You have to pull it up if you want to go left you have to go right

0:21.4

It's your temper is very quick my friend

0:24.3

But until you learn to master your rage your rage will become your master

0:30.1

That's what you're gonna say right right?

0:33.3

Not necessarily

0:39.5

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you yeah when you're light up the reattires on this mother

0:45.7

It screams like a beegee with his fingers trapped in the car door. Where are now dog?

0:53.5

The canine lover

0:56.0

Where is your heart breath upon the nape of my neck?

1:00.1

We shall form a bond of brotherhood man and beast

1:03.5

You should lick my face and I shall lick your snout

1:06.7

Did you ever find bug's bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny my husband?

1:12.1

He'd rather be drinking at lunch. I drink you're

1:16.5

new shake

1:19.1

This way into the cafeteria

1:22.7

Well, would you look at

1:25.3

That this is a Wednesday afternoon installment of TBTL this show that is

1:31.3

heavily rumored to be too beautiful to live my name is Andrew Walsh

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