Episode #1873: Tango and Resentment

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2015

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss a high school student who decided to ask a girl to prom in the best or worst way possible. They also agree that Nora Dunn is real and that Andy Richter should follow Luke on Twitter. Plus, an epic installment of our Game of Thrones segment, "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."

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0:00.0	I have a brain tumor.
0:02.4	Oh, Jesus Christ.
0:06.0	How long have you known?
0:07.4	How long have I known?
0:09.4	I can't lie.
0:11.4	I don't have a brain tumor.
0:13.0	I just couldn't think of a reason to break up with you.
0:16.2	Break up.
0:17.4	Not with you sick like this.
0:18.6	I'm going to take care of you.
0:19.8	No, no, no.
0:20.4	I said I don't have a brain tumor.
0:22.0	That's just the brain tumor talking.
0:23.6	Oh, my God.
0:24.2	No, listen to me.
0:25.2	I don't have a brain tumor.
0:28.6	Shh.
0:29.6	Go and rest your tumor.
0:31.4	I'd kiss you goodbye, but I don't want to get brain cancer.
0:34.2	TVTL.
0:39.2	My friend is a blackjack dealer.
0:41.0	And I just form here as a tattoo of an ace and a jack.
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