Episode 186 - Dick on Hunting Hitomi

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Right-wing virtue signaling and Internet Tough Guys, America is getting fatter, kids getting too close to your car, a stats on who understands impeachment, Jason from Dr. Phil Calls in with stories of drugs, kickbacks, and fraud on the Dr. Phil set, cruising Michael's for chicks, Chris the Kiwi tries to date a hooker and/or Jenna Jameson, Jon Breaks Bad News ends an engagement, nine-foot T-Rex penises, Larry weighs in on "Larry-posting", and Sean goes on hiatus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, yep, okay. Yep, I got that one. Yep, yep, yep, I got that one. Oh, that's a big one, that's a big one. That's a big one.
0:10.0	Oh, Larry, you could tell us a little bit about this one.
0:14.0	I'm probably going to start with that one.
0:17.0	Probably going to start with that one.
0:18.0	Mm-hmm.
0:20.0	That's pretty good.
0:22.0	That's pretty good. Oh, yeah, that's women doing that. Definitely, definitely, definitely.
0:30.0	Oh, something about Jews over here?
0:33.2	Interesting, interesting.
0:35.0	Your show notes have become far more copious than I remember.
0:39.2	You know what?
0:40.2	They really have.
0:40.9	They're longer and I get to less of them. Of course. Like I... It's an inverse proportion for sure.
0:47.2	It's horrible. It's horrible and I copy them from one week to the next. It's like a survival of the fittest like just copy paste copy
0:54.1	pays stuff gets left behind I don't know what for the last show I'm gonna have a
1:01.6	volume voluminous tomb and I'm just going to read
1:04.8	through it from front to back and that'll be it then I'll die like in Schenectady.
1:09.4	How's the Tentacle porn, crippled Jesus asks.
1:14.0	What are you talking about, crippled Jesus?
1:16.0	Is that, are you hip to the porn band that's going on?
1:18.6	The big debate between people who have potatoes between their ears
1:22.4	and the rest of civilized humanity?
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