Episode #1865: Lock Up The Dirt Mound
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2015
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew dissect David Letterman's final broadcast and also discuss a naked man at an airport.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, you know what you are? |
| 0:02.0 | You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't you? |
| 0:06.5 | Boy, you're cute. |
| 0:08.0 | Cash, what a sweet little outfit. |
| 0:10.0 | Is it your little spring outfit? |
| 0:12.0 | You couldn't be cuter. |
| 0:14.0 | You're so adorable. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, my. |
| 0:16.0 | You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. |
| 0:18.0 | Lovely girl. |
| 0:19.0 | She's a dietician. |
| 0:21.0 | T-B-T-N. |
| 0:26.0 | I'll be honest with you. |
| 0:28.0 | It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get the tonight show. |
| 0:31.0 | I've had a few beers, and I'm listening to the show. |
| 0:35.0 | And I'm about to eat this burrito I made. |
| 0:38.0 | And it has falcony with kidney beans and black beans, |
| 0:42.0 | and some guacamole, and some ground-up corn chips. |
| 0:47.0 | That's all I can think of to say right now. |
| 0:50.0 | Okay, so you might think I'm paranoid, but okay, question. |
| 0:53.0 | Question. |
| 0:54.0 | Why are you taking my name at Radio Check? |
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