Episode #1866: Nightmare of Funmare?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2015
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Andrew and Carey take the Myers-Briggs test to learn more about their personalities. Phyllis calls-in to back-up Andrew on a very contentious issue. Also discussed: new drivers ed rules, overpriced hot dogs, and bad customer service.
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| 0:00.0 | The purpose of this film is to stimulate your thoughts on how to properly operate a recreational boat. |
| 0:09.0 | Watch closely and notice the boating errors that are committed. |
| 0:13.0 | At the end of the presentation, we encourage you to discuss what you've just seen with the people around you. |
| 0:21.0 | Do you think we should get a boat and a subscription to a boat magazine? |
| 0:30.0 | Let's address why we're here today at the gyrocopter incident. |
| 0:33.0 | We had some Yahoo and a gyrocopter land right over there. |
| 0:37.0 | I like it when I go traveling. I like to have a cell phone because it's really important to have a cell phone. |
| 0:41.0 | Especially when you're going to pretend that you're a business person. |
| 0:44.0 | And also what I like to do, I like to go, like, can they have a conference in the hotel? |
| 0:48.0 | I like to go down a mingle with my cell phone, pretend like I'm there. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, aha, yeah. Can you believe that they let me out on bail? |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. Yeah, have manslaughter, can you believe it? |
| 1:01.0 | No, I did it. No, I did it. |
| 1:03.0 | Are we telling this to the audience? |
| 1:06.0 | We sure, I know. |
| 1:08.0 | But it's not that we're trying to find out for themselves? |
| 1:10.0 | I'm not a winner because I want to be one. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm winner because I've got strength, speed, kind of like a race for us. |
| 1:16.0 | Hollywood would do good with movie sets here because some of the things that I see here are just unbelievable. |
| 1:26.0 | Things like a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:33.0 | I can't believe you're still on here. |
| 1:35.0 | Hey everybody, my name is Luke Burbank. |
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