Dad, the rice you have really outdone yourself. The rice is great. Oh, thanks man

But you know what that means a lot to me when dad the rice is perfect. I mean, it's moist. It's perfectly cooked

You timed it right. Uh-huh. Yeah, so tender, but it's not mushy, you know, it yields to the bite

But not without a little struggle, you know, I mean you got to still open your mouth and chew it

It's not that it goes right in. Well, it's not gonna bite itself. Yeah, I know what you're saying

This is Mr. T and I want to tell you out there in Rio land

You better keep listening to this station and if you don't, I'm coming after you one question

Who the hell hit the chicken switch?

Huh? Who the hell hit the chicken switch? What you just said is

One of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it

I got a great night planned and as soon as I get the show out of the way, we'll be all set

Why don't you try throw the enthusiasm into this job? Oh, huh?

All right, here comes the enthusiasm everybody

The enthusiasm you've come to expect in a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show

That just might be too beautiful to live

Podcasts are the future of show business. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host

I'm gonna be totally honest right here at the top of the show. I don't know

What I'm weighing in at because I?

have been

I've been eating a lot of food that is not on my pre-approved

Special diet list like a lot of all of it everything

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