Now I says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011, you crushed it.

But that's actually an older resume. It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present.

So are we to understand that you did not crush it in 2012?

There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards.

So had it take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100%,

at which point I resumed crushing it full time.

TVTN!

Now I recognize you. Aren't you Thai-look-well?

Yes, but until this audition is over, I prefer to be addressed as Buzz McCool.

Well it's nice to meet you. You know, I remember Banachek. That was a great show.

No, I was Banachek. That was George Papard. I was Panaghan.

Panaghan? No, that was Hugh O'Brien. I was Panaghan.

All right, right. You had the black secretary.

I thought I was Panaghan. I had a sheep dog.

Right.

You haven't saved your drunk, and you're being very menacing right now.

Say good, you caught that. That sees it over. Look, right hand pull always pays off.

Magnum should always be to the right of the fifths, because most people are right handed.

Because my beard is a face fighter. My beard, why is my face?

It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes, wow.

Are they saying when it's coming, but I don't believe in what I see it.

What a fun, terrifying joke!

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