Episode 185 - Dick on the Broken Pint Glass Fallacy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

The great pint glass fiasco, people who pay with cash, a millennial doctor fails to thread the needle just right, Sean makes a horrible confession, kung fu is illegal, the Slamdance rejection letter, Aydin Paladin calls in about a horseshoe theory of stupid, the participants of a Dickhead furry orgy call in, women and their breakup letters, Dame Pesos vs. MyroomRecords, YouTube bans mockery, the r-word, Boomers and their guns, a poly love story, and Destiny is gay; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Putting peanut butter or ketchup in the fridge? Who puts peanut butter in their fridge?
0:06.0	I don't know. What kind of sick fucks are out there putting peanut butter in their fridge?
0:10.0	It just gets way too thick. What is the point?
0:14.0	I don't know, how are you going to last forever?
0:16.0	Yeah, how the fuck it, you just got to stir it if it separates.
0:19.0	Like how the fuck you're going to spread that on bread if the peanut butter has been in the fridge,
0:22.0	it's going to tear the fuck out of your bread. Motherfucker what are you doing with that peanut butter?
0:26.2	It'll supergue the dog's mouth shut. Yes. You're killing dogs.
0:31.0	Call an ASPCA. What are you doing? calling ASP C
0:35.8	a PCA. What are you doing with your peanut butter in the fridge?
0:37.5	Where's your life at?
0:39.1	What's going on?
0:40.1	Why don't you just take peanuts and spread it all over the bread.
0:43.0	How about that you stupid bitch?
0:44.8	Same result on the bread.
0:46.3	Yeah, who's saying about the...
0:47.6	Antoids says, now he also says ketchup is similar to putting peanut butter in the
0:51.6	fridge, but that is dead wrong.
0:54.0	What? What?
0:55.0	What?
0:56.0	I agree.
0:57.0	Yep.
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