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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1855: It's 3 O'Clock Somewhere

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke is on the road, reporting a story for a major TV news network. He joins Andrew from San Francisco to discuss his travels, deflate gate and the creepiest McDonald's marketing campaign ever.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ahaha I said that!

0:02.0

Oh there it is!

0:03.1

You can win 97.1 dollars for the cool weekend ahead.

0:06.9

We Heaven Butt! We even butt!

0:09.2

Cool weekend in the morning, 97.1 per fell!

0:13.1

Who eats outside the morning with weenie and butt?

0:15.6

WQHG, 97.1, 97.1!

0:19.4

97.1!?

0:20.3

We even eat we even butt!

0:21.8

In the morning, who eats?

0:23.9

We need to get out.

0:24.9

We need to get out.

0:25.9

We need to get out.

0:26.9

And welcome back.

0:27.9

T-B-T-L!

0:33.9

The most boring show with a brand new host.

0:35.9

You may hate us, but I'm going to tell you we hate ourselves more.

0:38.9

I want you to kill every golfer on the course.

0:41.9

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers,

0:44.9

they're going to lock me up and throw away a key.

0:46.9

Go first!

0:47.9

Get great!

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