Why do advertisers like your hands? I like to say that my hands look good naked. They are really just the perfect

neutral toned hands. So the skin is flawless. The nails are very very healthy and they just emanate like

radiate health and good care. So you're very protective of your hands. I've been my hands as elite athletes, like

Olympic athletes. And so everything I do is to protect them from being in any jeopardy or any danger in any way.

So for me that means no cooking, no cleaning, no taking out the garbage, no opening cans, no opening windows, no opening doors, no gardening, no sports, you know

No, no, no, no, a million nose. Teach me how to strike a pose with my hands. You want to do my favorite beauty pose?

Yes, what's your favorite pose? I like this. We seductively do this and now I do this.

Okay, and it's sort of like snake-like and you can do. Oh, now bad.

Something tells me I don't have a good pose.

Well, you're giving it a good try. A for effort.

With this club born Pittsburgh, I would have been spotted a mile away. But in the land of perfect

tens, three's just don't count. It's kind of met on anything met us. I signed this guy up because I am totally down for that.

You're off your meds. You're living in a reservation casino and you're hosting your own talk show.

This guy's a jerk, but he ain't been back since you got smacked by Carl. Are you seriously detaining me again?

Am I being rendered? No, you're being friendored. So just please accept our compulsory hospitality.

Because your friendship means so much to us on a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hey, everybody. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, Kamadilla from San Francisco, California once again.

This is episode 1,856 in a collector series. Lots to talk about on this Friday, including a tooth extraction.

Slash, Olympics, trial, and a problem one of our listeners has, which means it's for us anyway, and other person's problem.

What happens when your neighbor shows up on the news for defacing a national park and they may or may not know about it?

Do you tell them? Do you simply mock them behind their back or do you email a moderately popular podcast and see if they'll read it?

I guess the answer for this listener was door number three, and we'll read that for you.

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