Episode #1854: Twitter Twouble
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is learning how to tie his shoes while Luke also patiently teaches him how to talk gooder. Plus, the boys deal with a sudden onslaught of fake Twitter followers, and the World's Best Bartender reaches out to the show.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm really sorry. |
| 0:02.0 | I am. I'm sorry. |
| 0:03.5 | Yeah, it sounds to me like you're sorry you f*** up, but not, you know, not for what's underneath it. |
| 0:11.5 | I apologized. That's what's important. |
| 0:14.2 | It doesn't matter if you apologize if it's not sincere. |
| 0:17.0 | Apologies don't have to be sincere. It's just the act of the apology itself. |
| 0:21.5 | It's only, all that matters is if you're acting sincere. |
| 0:25.0 | That is literally the only thing an apology has to be is sincere. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh god, well, I completely disagree. |
| 0:31.0 | Otherwise it's just words. |
| 0:32.0 | I'm acting sincere. Of course I don't believe it. |
| 0:35.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:41.0 | Last time I tracked audio was the second most important part of the audio video experience. |
| 0:46.0 | So it's the least important part, right? |
| 0:48.0 | I just wish we talked about my hobbies too. |
| 0:50.0 | What hobbies do you even have? |
| 0:51.5 | Not really a hobby, but I'm pretty good at alienating significant others. |
| 0:54.5 | I'm often completely naked and just like laying on the floor painting myself with a glow in the dark paint |
| 0:59.5 | to see if I can look like a jellyfish. |
| 1:01.5 | And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. |
| 1:07.5 | A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. |
| 1:11.5 | Burn me once with T, shame on me. |
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