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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1840: Luke and the Hemingway Cat

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew record from the bleachers of an empty Safeco Field, home of the Seattle Mariners. They discuss knuckle-cracking, sleepovers, and why the heck they're sleeping on a boat tonight. Also, Luke met the most interesting man in the world (pictured below.)

 

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0:00.0

Look, I got a confession to make.

0:03.8

What do you mean a confession?

0:04.8

Look, you know, I've been like last year or so,

0:06.6

I've been talking about going to law schools,

0:08.0

I can be an ACLU lawyer, I'm in a position to help you,

0:10.0

we're getting f***ed over and all that.

0:11.8

Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday,

0:14.2

and I'm looking around, and everybody's looking really pathetic.

0:17.6

You know what I mean?

0:18.6

I'm like, people are like, good drool, just sort of stay bad.

0:21.2

And then like, this guy's bending over, you can see the crag,

0:23.0

it was like, I don't know if it's like wife theater,

0:25.0

anyway, it was like that.

0:26.6

And I mean, I just want to do it.

0:28.4

You know what I mean? I mean, it sounds good and all,

0:30.2

but I just have to confront the fact that I really don't like

0:32.4

that people have been talking about helping out.

0:34.0

You know what I'm saying?

0:35.0

I don't think I like people, period.

0:36.0

I mean, you guys are okay.

0:37.0

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misty throw.

0:40.0

So you're not going to go to law school?

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