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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1839: Five Fingers of Funny

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew realize that gyrocopters are a real thing when one lands on the U.S. Capitol lawn. Now Luke wants one. Plus, Andrew learns that he shares an accountant with a truly scary celebrity. And Luke explains why he has 1.3 years to achieve all of his life goals.

Here's a random YouTube video of some dudes flying a

deathtrap 

gyrocopter.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I had a feeling that a lot of you and a lot of people at home would be up late

0:04.7

tonight working on their tax returns. So we hired an expert to help out. We

0:08.3

wanted someone who has learned about paying taxes the hard way and luckily we

0:12.2

were able to find that. Here now to answer your questions and to share his

0:15.6

knowledge and wisdom with you, the one and only Gary Bucey.

0:21.4

Form 1099. You all know what that is. When you get your 1099 form, put 1099

0:28.8

and then put a dash in a one. So it's just 1099 dash one. You take that tax form

0:34.9

to Walmart and when you present that to them, they will give you a free Terry

0:39.1

cloth bathrobe. In other words, you're not paying them, but they're paying you so

0:45.2

you don't have to pay taxes. His shall support deductible. Yes! No, it's not.

0:54.4

If I convert a traditional individual retirement account to a Roth this year,

1:00.6

ROTH, can I split the taxable income between two years? This is the most stupid

1:08.5

question I've ever had in my career. Taxes.

1:17.2

Good evening everyone. Our top story, Marijuana is now legal.

1:21.8

Legal. And it's made everything just so great. Ladies and a few seconds we'll be

1:31.4

sipping on some Chris and watching the 2003 MTV Movie Awards. Would you like anything to

1:36.5

eat while you're waiting? Tuckers. Okay, here's some tacos. Tuck in your

1:41.7

blues. We're not in Saskatoon anymore, Mum. People in Toronto don't tuck in their

1:45.3

blouses. They want to dress well here. You don't want to fit in, you know? All

1:49.3

ideas from tasty waves, cool buzz, and I'm fine. Man, find a nickel for every time I

1:56.2

heard a guy say that. I'd have eight nickels. Hey folks, welcome to a Wednesday

2:04.9

afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to

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