Episode #1841: The Boat Show
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2015
⏱️ 71 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev hit the high seas (aka Lake Washington). They record their adventures breaking into (and out of) marinas and their encounters with savage tapas.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | All right, we've got to do a pre-sale check here, you guys, okay? |
| 0:04.5 | Let's start with the provisions. Can we start with the dry goods? |
| 0:08.2 | Oh, the wet goods. All right. |
| 0:10.6 | Camaro, okay, have you want to take us through this? |
| 0:12.2 | That looks like a nacho cheese. I like to say nacho cheese. |
| 0:16.4 | Dorito. No cool ranch. Obviously, kids of the 80s. I like that. |
| 0:21.4 | We've got rolls, girls, pretzels. |
| 0:24.4 | For the record, I don't even like pretzels, but for Walsh, |
| 0:27.1 | I wanted it to be pretzels at clock all the time on this boat. |
| 0:29.6 | Thank you. And a nacho cheese option was very possible. |
| 0:33.7 | This is not dry goods, but a boneless chicken wings. |
| 0:36.4 | This would be your second time tonight, right? |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah, well, thanks for blowing up my spot on that. |
| 0:40.8 | Well, speaking of blowing up spots, did everybody go number two? |
| 0:45.1 | This technically has a bathroom, but it's |
| 0:47.9 | and, by the way, for you Camaro, I did go to the deli and ask the nice young lady, |
| 0:51.6 | do you guys have any ranch-type option to go? |
| 0:54.4 | And I pretty much cleaned out the Safeway deli. |
| 0:57.2 | And I love the Himplers pepperoni with gelapino and cheese. |
| 1:00.7 | Yeah, another good choice when no one's supposed to get diarrhea on this boat. |
| 1:05.2 | Tell me more about the fart locker that I've heard so much about. |
| 1:13.9 | Well, that seems like as good a time as any, too. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

