Episode #1838: Feet Bags and Food Bags

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke is obsessed with a Los Angeles cougar, and it's not a lady of a certain age. Or is it? Plus, he and Andrew dole out some lunch advice and dissect a new video that supposedly shows Dennis Quaid losing his cool.

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0:00.0	Howdy, Jack! It's me, Jess Joplin!
0:03.2	And I want to audition for my shine heart universal biopic,
0:07.7	so bad that I came here dressed as me!
0:11.0	Actually, I am me, so well, I dress normal by my friend,
0:17.5	Jenna Moroni.
0:19.3	She should be my understudy.
0:22.9	I mean, she should audition for me.
0:25.4	But I'm me now, actually.
0:28.3	I'm going to train Rekaside. I love this idea.
0:31.3	It's great synergy. I'll call the studio.
0:33.7	Yes! I am so glad that I've time traveled here from 1969.
0:39.5	Whoa, what is that? I am bird!
0:42.2	They had airplanes in the 60s, Sean.
0:43.7	Right.
0:44.3	T-B-T-L!
0:50.3	This sounds ridiculous, but he accused me of sleeping
0:54.9	with the entire Houtain clan.
0:57.1	She did.
0:59.0	I didn't even know the Houtain clan.
1:01.2	She went back to the age. I did.
1:02.8	So you didn't know them?
1:04.0	Well, yes. I had an amazing night one night,
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