Episode #1817: Kristen Schaal, The Jinx, and Luke the Cat Burglar

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2015

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Kristen Schaal joins us to talk about her new TV show, The Last Man on Earth. Plus, Luke and Andrew dissect the Robert Durst case and the HBO series that helped blow it open. And Luke explains why he did some breaking-and-entering over the weekend.

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0:00.0	Oh, I'm famished. After doing the nasty, I need to have some beans.
0:05.0	Oh, you want some beans, babe?
0:07.0	No, no, no, no, I'm just gonna sit here and try to figure out what just happened.
0:17.0	Oh, actually you have some constructive criticisms for you.
0:23.0	You should talk more.
0:25.0	I like to hear what my man has to say.
0:27.0	Just get in there.
0:28.0	With some sexual jibber jabber, it will be welcomed.
0:31.0	Carol, in all honesty, I think we have different methods because I kind of like to church mouse it.
0:37.0	That mouse doing in the church.
0:45.0	Well, to paraphrase MC Hammer, I would have to say that I am in fact so legit that I shan't be quitting anytime soon.
0:55.0	That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard, and I used to watch Frazier.
0:58.0	If anyone touches my man, Kenny G, I'ma be up in their face, and I'm gonna start some f***ing.
1:04.0	Sorry, I know that you don't swear, but I love to say f***ing.
1:07.0	Alcohol tastes good. I like it.
1:10.0	You look like a matlock.
1:12.0	No, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as matlock.
1:16.0	I'm sorry if we implied you weren't smart.
1:18.0	Oh, and I'm sorry if we implied you're both asexual nerds.
1:22.0	You can only be friends with service animal.
1:28.0	Hey there, folks. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL.
1:33.0	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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