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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1818: Places To Go and Hot Dogs To Eat

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Luke remembers that he's scheduled to give a speech just 20 minutes before he takes the stage. Andrew employs something he calls "hot dog theology." Then they open the phones and take questions from the Tens of listeners.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Curiosity leads to large crowds in mobiles,

0:03.0

frightened community.

0:04.3

Many of you brain binoculars,

0:06.2

cancorders, even camera phones to take pictures.

0:09.4

To me, it looked like a leprechaun to me.

0:11.2

I got to do a look up in a tree.

0:12.6

Who else in the leprechaun say yes?

0:14.6

Yeah!

0:16.8

I witnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night.

0:20.5

If you shine a light in its direction,

0:22.5

it suddenly disappears.

0:24.2

Could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff.

0:28.7

And it told me get up in a tree and play a leprechaun.

0:32.2

I'm gonna run a back hole and uproot that tree.

0:34.6

I want to know what a goal is.

0:36.6

I want the goal.

0:38.4

Give me the goal.

0:39.4

I want the goal.

0:40.5

T-B-T-L!

0:46.5

Is that the goal?

0:48.3

What the hell are you?

0:49.7

I'm a leprechaun me too.

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