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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1816: Never Go Full Rooney

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins us from a broken-down boat and tries to avoid the now-hackneyed phrase "I'm on a boat!" He and Andrew discuss why (according to the New York Times) kids won't wear jeans these days and why Kathy Griffin quit her plum TV job.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Um, is there anything you would want to learn from the internet?

0:04.2

You can learn about anything on the internet and we're more than happy to show you it, so.

0:09.0

Could you explain a bit about this Facebook, Facebook, Facebook?

0:14.0

Okay, and you're having to be a friend?

0:17.0

Okay, yeah, it is so funny.

0:19.0

So you people can log on and they can join and add each other

0:23.0

and just Facebook called each other friends where other people call them profiles, right?

0:28.0

So you add a profile, add a friend, you know, it makes it simpler to say add a friend, right?

0:33.0

So once you sign up, you pretty much become like a friend, right?

0:37.0

And then if someone wants to add you, you click, they click add a friend or you add them as a friend and then they join and it just connects.

0:46.0

Yeah.

0:47.0

Yeah.

0:48.0

Does anyone else have any more questions?

0:51.0

T-B-T-L!

0:57.0

It's America's favorite equal opportunity, Avenger!

1:00.0

The fuck is this?

1:02.0

Your work's not there, but horn!

1:04.0

Expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you could be a disgrace.

1:10.0

These people are lost and on drugs and they have venereal diseases.

1:14.0

That's not for you.

1:16.0

You don't know them.

1:17.0

Now on Facebook is where you put all your friends?

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