Episode 180 - Dick on The Price of Speech

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2019

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

My new bank, the poorly officiated and disappointing Logan Paul/KSI fight, slippery dress shoes, sportsmanship, the TPUSA meltdown, Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort is in studio, Sean says "we live in a society", a man called "Chaggot" presents his book about autism that has emojis in it and explains how he was arrested for meth and robbing a Gamestop, a Clown World prediction from the past, actual Nazis, how to make the first move on a girl, more on what makes you gay, the Dr. Phil commentary is up, and something called "The JQ"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh that's right I have been meaning to bring that in for weeks. Oh just the five minutes away if you are not here in five minutes. I'm I'm leaving five minutes starting now and I'm fucking gone.
0:14.0	You're paying for the whole dinner.
0:16.0	If you are not here by 4-59-99, you're buying the entire dinner.
0:22.9	Everybody does that.
0:23.7	If you give me that five minutes shit.
0:25.8	Oh, traffic, there's so much traffic.
0:28.0	Yeah, I'm in LA.
0:29.5	It's 6 o'clock.
0:30.8	You've lived here for 10 years.
0:32.4	You know there's gonna to be traffic don't
0:34.3	five minutes me tell me what fucking intersection you're at well or I want a
0:39.8	screenshot of what Google says right now. Yeah, right now.
0:43.2	Take a picture right now of your of your phase
0:46.3	next to the clock in your car and the intersection that you're in.
0:49.8	And I'll tell you how far you are away.
0:52.0	Yeah. Oh my gosh. shitty passenger pulled that shit with me.
0:55.0	Really?
0:57.0	Yeah, this Korean barbecue restaurant, this really nice restaurant.
1:00.0	Where in Korea town?
1:02.0	In Korea town. Which one? I don't remember. But we got I believe that she said over and over
1:07.0	We got to get there we have to get there because they won't take reservations. We've got to get there right at six and they won't see you and they won't see you unless your whole party is there.
1:15.0	Yeah, I know they're all like that.
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