Episode 179 - Dick on Breaking the Bank

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2019

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

The banks shut me down, another warning from Patreon, QR codes, lesbian art shows, how to party during Daylight Savings Time, the limits of what is not gay, FWB contracts, how to have anal, John McAfee calls in about getting arrested, shooting guns, whales, and his new crypto exchange, Veronica LaVery is in-studio, emojis are replaced by pod Ellens, more stories from the front of the Alphabet War, and Shirley from Dr. Phil Calls in to talk about her lawsuit the deleted the tapes--which are now recovered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	How do we do it?
0:03.0	I don't know.
0:04.0	Every week.
0:05.0	Do we do it?
0:06.0	Ha ha ha!
0:07.0	We do something.
0:08.0	We do something.
0:10.0	It's the guys going, uh, cast.
0:15.0	That's my new podcast venture that I'm starting.
0:18.0	40 year old guys going,
0:19.5	huh, uh, uh, you read the news and go,
0:24.0	you read somebody's tweets and go,
0:27.0	that's why I don't read tweets.
0:29.0	You shouldn't read tweets, you're right for not reading tweets. I know
0:34.2	I don't think it messes with people's brains though. I want to get Aidan
0:38.3	Palladon on to talk about that. I read some article proving what I'm saying that social
0:42.0	media is not fucking it's not
0:43.8	fucking up people's brains like everyone says and all the science doesn't
0:47.3	account for it's all self-reported doesn't account for what they're doing or
0:51.0	looking at it's just I don't know about fucking people's
0:53.9	brains up I mean I think it fucks up your your anxiety levels yeah I can and
1:00.8	that kind of stuff I find that very hard to buy.
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