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The Dick Show

Episode 181 - Dick on Autistic Screenings

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Celebrities in video games, autistic movie screenings, being done with all my Christmas shopping, Epstein is the Challenger explosion for Zoomers, Sean liked Chaggot, a virgin wins the Virgin Contest, ThinkSpot is released, what to do in the event of a school shooting, CBD cookies, bisexual girls, Nickelodeon pedophiles, criminal nudity, vaping apps, backing into parking spots, feedback theft, how to be a Mexican Joker, and an impeachment of the show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

How are you burping up garlic? I don't know from yesterday? No. What? No not from yesterday. That's what concerns me.

0:07.0

Yeah. Isn't that usually like if you taste certain things or you're burping up certain things?

0:12.0

I'm having a stroke. Or like your liver is ready to go no it's a stroke

0:15.5

It's a liver is fine. Yeah. I went to a liver doctor right doctor? Dr liver yeah. It was a tokate stand-up tent where they check out your liver.

0:24.0

Guy puts the stethoscope up there, feels you up.

0:26.4

Stethoscope, great.

0:27.4

Yeah, he says, now you know, man.

0:28.4

But it's up your ass or.

0:29.4

Yeah, your liver's fine.

0:30.8

So thanks, I knew it.

0:32.0

Yeah. I had to get checked out.

0:33.0

It's on 40, it's my physical.

0:35.0

Right, it's pulsating at just the right intervals.

0:38.0

Oh, man, okay, we gotta get going.

0:40.0

I have a precious little time before my hair looks like a pomeranian.

0:44.3

Oh is that what it so it dries and poofs out? Yeah without there's no stopping it and

0:50.0

there you know have I, the amount of suggestions you get for your hair,

0:56.0

I don't know if women are like this to each other, but at least as a man,

1:00.0

yeah. It is non-stop, not you show any weakness with your hair and women descend upon you like like flying monkeys.

1:07.0

I thought you were talking about...

1:08.0

I thought you were talking about...

1:09.0

I thought you were trying.

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