So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer

Just to make sure the machine is working is your name Andy

I don't know how to answer that

Simple yes or no, well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think so

No

Wait

Yes

Let's move on scenario you pull a car over for speeding you find out that it's your father

How do you handle the situation?

Well first I would be like

Dad

You're alive

Don't trust big banks or small banks banks or Ponzi schemes run by morons

But whatever happened to hey, I have some apples would you like to buy them? Yes, thank you

That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country. You shouldn't say that that's off-putting you should be off-putting

It's your fat

You shouldn't eat anymore pudding. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what if there is no tomorrow?

Terrible isn't one today. All right. I'm gonna assume that's hypothetical, right?

We did not rehearse at least a lobe song for five hours not to serenade our Valentine's Day dates dudes

This is making me sad and I hate being sad

You're funny. Yeah, you're really funny. Right. I like you

That's good because you're gonna hear a lot of us

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