I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy because she used to say

Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was of course that we lived in high nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I'd say peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying her into a go-and-crazy, said you stopped naming nuts and Hubert used to be able to make the sound and he wasn't talking but he used to go

like macadamia nut, which is a nut that's also the name of the town, pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural oil, natural white pistachio nut.

What is it about one almond that's just perfect, nothing.

Oh man, this must be killing you.

What, the salmon alla dripping all over my desk?

It's lamb ding dong, not salmon.

I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt hurt means.

Anything can be a slam, poem, if you say it like this.

Let's get fancy.

Well hey there everybody, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.

This is the show, it just might be too beautiful to live.

It is our turn.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host at this episode of 1,780 in a collector series.

The reviews are finally coming in for episode 1,779, that would be yesterday's show.

I would call them mix.

I thought the show was pretty fun, I actually did.

If there was a little bit less time for screaming and shouting, maybe hurry up with the story a little bit more.

It could be worse, but I'm not sure how.

Anyway, we're trying a new plan here for this episode and it's going to focus more on you, the listeners.

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