Tonight Lee the Oscar nominations are out and they're so white a grand jury has decided not to indict them

Oprah Markstone Selma this weekend she has a dream that Selma shall overcome the wedding ringer at the box office

Yeah, we talk Selma Ferguson and Eric Garner. It's Comedy Central's words nightmare brother finally gets a show at night night TV

But of course, you've got to work on Martin Luther King day. Let's do this

Hey, if you check out the new rush album I've got to say it rocks pretty heavily and that's coming from a guy who's seen Hendrix live

Today, I'm going to be discussing an activity that some of you might find embarrassing

However, I sure you there is nothing to be ashamed of I'm a Karada man. All right, Karada man

On the inside. They don't show their weaknesses. It ain't cool being no job turkey

So close to things get you give out laser pointer keychains and you expect us to be adult enough not to play with them

I mean are you sick? You're just pointing at people's crutches. Uh-huh. That's what they're there for. That's fun

I'm sorry. Who are you? I was asking myself that same question

And I did not like the answer

Hey there everybody

Welcome one and all to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL this right here is the show that just might be too beautiful to live

I feel warm and I'm levitating

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It's episode 1,778 in a collector series

Perfect because that's precisely what we have planned for you here on this

edition of the program weighing in by the way at a 190 pounds

Some miracle almost as miraculous as the

Seahawks come back in the NFC championship came not that we're talking about that today

We're not going to be talking about that today

I promise we have a bunch of other stuff though that I am excited to get to let the fun begin including

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