Episode #1762: Our Deepest Insecurities

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2014

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss the worst things they do and say on the radio. Then Luke remixes Andrew's strange, marsupial sound.

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0:00.0	I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile.
0:04.5	I don't know what I'm not looking for is some big, overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and...
0:12.2	And I do consider myself a refined valley dude.
0:15.8	I'm looking for the goddess.
0:17.4	Are you the goddess?
0:19.2	Who is the goddess?
0:21.2	The goddess is the woman.
0:22.4	Is A woman?
0:23.4	Is any woman?
0:24.8	Is all women?
0:25.8	I'm a 25 year subscriber to both Playboy and a New Yorker magazine.
0:30.4	I'm one of my favorite foods as pizza.
0:32.8	I like to wear bright socks and I'm an avid Cleveland Browns fan.
0:36.2	Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with.
0:38.6	And I hope that if you like what I'm trying to say or you'd like no more about me,
0:45.0	to please write.
0:47.0	T-B-T-A-L
0:51.0	They were rolling, yes we are, yes we are.
0:54.0	Hi, my name's Mike and if you're sitting there watching this tape smoking your cigarette,
0:58.0	well, hit the fast forward button because I don't smoke and I don't like people who do smoke.
1:02.0	What are you saying?
1:04.0	I can't have your products because I don't have the right number of money.
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